Job application at Satyam

Sir,

I feel qualified for the role of senior manager - corporate affairs at your esteemed organization due to the following reasons:

1. I come from a family that has utmost ethical values.
2. I am sincere at work and act as a loyal subordinate to the company.
3. Skam, skandal, cheeting, froud, forgary, robbory - i don't even know how to spell correctly.
4. Awards & Honors: I was never dishonored, punished nor taken to task in my entire career.
   
5. ... above all, I come with decent management skills.

I hope, in this hour of crisis, and with the personal qualities I abide by, I stand a great chance of becoming part of your esteemed organization.

Looking forward for a mutually beneficial association.

Thanking you,
Your's truly,

(Prospective candidate.)