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Personality influences/reflects-in the way we program

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Knowing is stupid - of prophecies, destruction and everything else (EE)

Not a rare sight!

Scumdog Millionaire

Directed by a non-Indian director - a reason it stood in the oscars.

AR Rahman has done better scores than this one.

Never ever did the real show (Who wants to be a millionaire) made mockery of its participants.

Talk about acting - pathetic - documentaries are better.

Torture - unreal - why didn't someone make a film on the escapades of Guantanamo?!

Songs & dances - there are much class films than this one.

Much to the hype of media, it is to be noted that this is not an Indian film, rather a film on India.

Summary: I hated this film.

Job application at Satyam

Sir,

I feel qualified for the role of senior manager - corporate affairs at your esteemed organization due to the following reasons:

1. I come from a family that has utmost ethical values.
2. I am sincere at work and act as a loyal subordinate to the company.
3. Skam, skandal, cheeting, froud, forgary, robbory - i don't even know how to spell correctly.
4. Awards & Honors: I was never dishonored, punished nor taken to task in my entire career.
   
5. ... above all, I come with decent management skills.

I hope, in this hour of crisis, and with the personal qualities I abide by, I stand a great chance of becoming part of your esteemed organization.

Looking forward for a mutually beneficial association.

Thanking you,
Your's truly,

(Prospective candidate.)

New MasterCard advert

- Reward for winning silver medal in Olympics - Rs.10,000,000
- Reward for winning cricket match - Rs.1,000,000
- Reward for sacrificing life in terrorist attacks - Rs.500,000
- Kerala CM insulting martyr's family - priceless
- There are somethings money can't buy, for everything else, there are (Indian) politicians.

Grammatically incorrect?!

Chiranjeevi's party by-line reads: preme dheyam - seve maargam

May be it should have been: seve dheyam - preme maargam

* Telugu knowledge prerequisite