Independance? Huh.....!

If India is celebrating 60 years of independence, I am yet in chains. I would be celebrating few (successful) years for losing independence.

Two nations have invaded my kingdom and declared victory. So brutally that I could only express my failure when they are fast asleep (now 0052 hrs).

My freedom fell flat to Home minister, who is all-powerful and all-pervasive. No more parties without the ministry. No more solo movie shows. No more 9-hours sleep. Welcome to husband-hood.

The commander-in-chief has just crossed an year in existence and yet too powerful to squeeze all my energies. Nothing else takes priority when he is awake, but rather be a humble servant to keep him cheerful. I salute. Welcome to fatherhood.

Freedom? What are we talking about? What is it like?!

Did I spell independance correctly?

Baapu ... please help me too.